We some how got onto a list of cold call boiler rooms. So when I get a caller ID from some unknown number I just answer "Grays Corner PD" When they ask for Estella I ask "Whom am I speaking to?" When the give a name I ask "With what company are you?" When the hesitate and come up with some company we do not do business with I say "I am sorry, she is out in a squad car" Then when they try to get me to talk to them I say "if you are trying to sell us a great plan I will transfer you to our computer fraud department." Click.
Gray's Corner is where my Great Great Grandfather had a country store so it got that name. It has a population of 3 in one house. We live in the suburbs. If someone were ever to offer a threat of legality about saying "Gray's Corner PD" I would explain we are Gray's Corner Produce Department.